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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

14.06.2025 04:07

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

What do you mean son?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Do you know what she said mum?

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

True - how I loved my mum!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

What! how could you do that?